Inspired by this comment to this post at EDSBS, I now have images in my head of Charlie Weis levitating around the Notre Dame football complex planning his eventual takeover of the NCAA by restraining the spice trade. And by spice I mean illegal used-car-salesman-money, hookers/willing sophomores and “herbal wellness supplements.”

I don’t think Baron Harkonnen would be an upgrade as his defensive scheme failed miserably against The Fightin’ Fremen.

Someone needs to teach Jimmy Clausen the Litany Against Fear:

I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.
Only I will remain.
(photo courtesy AP/Bill Fundaro)

Although I doubt even giant sand-worms could save the Irish offensive line at this point.