It’s late, I’m tired, and I’m suddenly nauseous, too
July 12th, 2007 9:47 pm

During its All-Star Game on Tuesday, MLB unveiled a new series of commercials featuring comedian Dane Cook expounding the virtues of the National Pasttime.

Dane Cook takes a break from his masturbatory diatribes on how much he loves his fans to pose for a photo. (image courtesy of mediavillage.com)

Maybe they’ll make my dreams come true and tie it in with an inane movie preview… maybe Employee Of The Month 2 is coming down the pike.

The lingering question here is: Why does baseball hate me?

Posted in Baseball, MLB, Misc by Mike
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01
The Boy
July 12th, 2007 11:32 pm

Just a grammatical correction…it should have read “comedian” instead of just comedian.

02
Matt
July 13th, 2007 2:17 pm

Oh, I can only imagine how it went:

“I’m sitting! I’m going to sit! in a chair! and watch baseball! I’m watching baseball! In a chair!”

baaaaah.

03
Jason
July 13th, 2007 3:47 pm

God I fucking hate Dane Cook with a passion.

I hope Bonds has some roid rage at a commercial shoot and tears his head off. Now THAT would get me to watch!

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