The “Who’s Now” segment.

On tonight’s segment, Alex Rodriguez outlasted Terrell Owens by a 67.5%-32.5% margin.  What exactly was at stake here again?  God only knows.  (image courtesy of sportsunderground.com)

That’s what our society needs… to further inflate the exaggerated images of sports stars by ranking them for doing things other than playing sports.

To further exacerbate the situation, it’s all brought to us by a panel of respected sports personalities (well, respected sports personalities and Keyshawn Johnson), headed by Stuart Scott.  I can’t reach my remote fast enough.

You better keep workin’ those fundamentals, Shaq.  Word is Michael Phelps can hit his free throws.  Wait, there’s no actual sports skill involved here?  Well, then, just stay away from that “Kazaam 2″ script and you’ll be fine.  (image courtesy of nba.com)