With the addition of World’s Fastest Man Devin Hester to the Bears offense, the rumors have been flying that Chicago is hard at work integrating a new trick play into their playbook, one designed to work to Hester’s unique strengths. CWAMB has learned that these are no mere rumors, and can exclusively report the existence of one such play, dubbed the “Backward Punt”.

The backward punt works as such: When the ball is hiked, Quarterback Rex Grossman will turn around and immediately punt the ball to Hester, who has lined up some 40 yards behind the line of scrimmage. Hester, now with a 30-40 yard head start, will then do what he does best, making people miss in the open field… and occasionally fumbling.

If executed properly, this is a play that could net the Bears a number of yards and even touchdowns, and Bears fans a number of ulcers… and occasionally heart attacks.