In an attempt to help those who struggled in 2006 I offer up these nuggets of Wisdom:

Terrell Owens if you really want to off yourself, I’m sure anyone from the 215 area code will be happy assist

Zinedine Zidane relax a little, you are going to crack your skull open if you go around headbutting everybody your sister slept with

Floyd Landis make friends with Lance Armstrong’s Urologist

Bill Parcels give up.  Charlie Weiss wins the pelvic bulge battle off.  So go ahead and put down the chili cheese fries and try some broccoli.

Al Davis I don’t even know where to begin so I’ll leave you with just 3 words:  Get a Haircut! Seriously, the feathered mullett went out with Jim Plunket.

Harold Reynolds there is alot of unanswered questions as to what led to your firing.  The one I really want to know is: Why is a man like you who makes six figures eating at a TGI Fridays? 

Isiah Thomas passing and rebounding may help your team win a game or two.

Britney Spears don’t go away mad, just go away.

To Everybody else Have a Happy, Healthy 2007.

 Go Bears!!